Hell, if the election were between the Risen Christ (D) and Satan’s Fiery Cock (R), come election day polling would still peg it at “too close to call”: 45% Risen JC, 45% Lucifer’s Penis, 7% undecided (“My friend Laura says that Mr. Jesus is good on the economy, but I just trust that Fiery Cock fella a little bit more on keeping America safe. And his running mate is so feisty!”), 2% Ron Paul and 1% Ralph “Not a dime’s worth of difference between them!” Nader.Maybe it is audacious, but let's hope they do what's right.
This election was, is and will continue to be over that oblivious 8%.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
it's all our fault
Driftglass gets a little too insulting at times, but damn, he has a point.
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